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Yep..I GOT Sponsors..okay, not really.

These are the Sponsors that I make up for the Rich Facts. I use REAL products and make fun of them. I also make up things that I use to sponsor them. Here is where they will appear. I'm insane, bear with me.
Sponsored by BIC Pens. ..without them writers would have to suffer with them crappy Pentels and I hate those.
Sponsored by Jurassic Park 3 and Those Mean Raptors
These Rich Facts have been brought to you by the friendly people at Chevy. ..Like a Rock. ..Hey, I'm having fun, you better too.
Brought to you by the Screaming Vomits and their sponsors Crest Tooth paste.
This Rich Facts has been proudly brought to you by the caring people at Coca Cola..
I hope you liked this Rich Facts. Brought to you by the happy Filter Fan.
Sponsored by our dear friends at Virgin and Reprise Records. The Stones are on Virgin and Filter is on Reprise. . .just had to sneak the Stones in.
Sponsored by One For All remote controls. It controls every TV in the house!
Sponsored by Polaroid Video Tapes. ..Best for Taping the X-files and any Filter or Stones stuff you can.. .
Sponsored by belly button lint.. ..who can live without it??
Sponsored by Mead Notebooks. . .Best for poetry writing or taking notes in your fave class. OH and for taking CNN notes down.
Sponsored by Timex. . .keeps on ticking
Sponsored by our dear friends at Puffs. . .blow your nose once inawhile. It'll prevent you from picking it.
Sponsored by Goody hair care products. We can't all shave our heads.
Sponsored by Adam Sandler's Chanuka song. . .Because O.J. Simpson is not a Jew but Sandler will tell you who is.
This 50th fact has been sponsored by Filter Themselves. Without them, we wouldn't even have Rich Facts. Thanks Richie, We love you!
Brought to you by Starburst. Cause Lemon Starburst rules.
Sponsored by Epson Printers. .. .use them. ..love them. ..listen to them make noise. ..
Locally. ..one of mine. ...J.B. Custodial Floor Cleaning Service. .If it don't shine. ..It weren't mine and You can relax, we know how to wax
Carmax. . .some of us need to STOP picking our lips (coughmecough)
And finally 3 hole paper punchers. . .they come in handy if you use them right.
Now. ..the sponsor for this Fact comes from a strange place. I had a strange thing happen to me today. I was minding my own business when a window with a dancing Purple Monkey came up. So the sponsor for this Rich Fact will be a little Dancing Purple Monkey. .. Don't ask me what he was selling, I don't know and I don't WANNA know. ..I just thought I'd share. Oh, he wanted to be my buddy or something.. we all know about buddies right? If we don't just ask me and I'll tell you.
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Sponsored by T&A Auto...trust me it's a real thing...lmao
Sponsored by NADS...a Real Product.....
Sponsored by MONSTER TRUCKS....
SPONSORED BY: That guy who smacked his forehead during the RECOUNT...
Sponsored by....the wonderful people at Hy Vee...
Sponsored by BIG AND TALL.....
Sponsored by Grief Relief....Trust me..popping bubbles is NOT my type...
SPONSORED BY Those fine Minnesota Vikings...we'll miss you Big K .
SPONSORED BY: Filter....cause we love them...
Sponsored...by....ummm William Shatner...cause he's..Captian Kirk..Kirk out...
Sponsored by those annoying commercials that beep on T.V.
Sponsored by....Reprise Records...they give us Filter...
Sponsored by Delphi The Final Frontier..These are the missions of the Star Ship Fan Fic Writers. It's Five year mission to go boldly where Chris Carter has never gone before...
SPOSONSRED BY THE GODFATHER....
SPONSORED BY: The State Fair..our state fair is a great...yeah what ever that play SUCKS....
Sponsored by Last Stop CD Shop...Blame them for the RFs...I bought Filter's Albums there....
Sponsored by The Minnesota Renaisance Festival...
SPONSORED BY: Dateline NBC...good for scaring the crap out of you with REAL world issues...yay
Sponsored by Wood Willow and WhatKnots...they sell the best incense and potpouri and perfume.
Sponsored by Southwest.... OOO look it's the college...YAY..
Sponsored by the Mormons..oh wait, they wouldn't like Filter..never mind...
Sponsored by Tripod Sites..they do hold the Rich Facts after all....
Sponsored by the Anti-Tobacco League..wait a minute..they wouldn't like Rich smoking..NEVERMIND...If I hear one more thing about second hand smoke....cough...
Sponsored by Charmin, for that ass in a different circumstance...shh...read Fact 95 to KNOW why.
Sponsored by Gizmo. That's not very manly either. See Fact 29.
Sponsored by: The X-files. Cause we love it.
Sponsored by: NIN for releasing new news on a possible upcoming album.
Sponsored by: Gel Works...great for writing cards with
Sponsored by Adam Hubka and Filter for being COOL and for giving me 100 Facts with which to educate the masses with. Love ya all.
Sponsored by Miller Lite...Salutes men who wear fur
Sponsored by: Monday Night Football..Please, Denis Miller, just SHUT UP.

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