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Boy Bands and Their Mind Controlling Ways(ARewriteofaPreviousRambleThatIStupidlyDeleted..) 3/24/02

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Yes, by the love of God that is Nsync or well as I prefer to call them...Nsuck. I wrote this ramble a while ago actually, but I updated with my excitement to complain about how long it took me to put the Rich Facts in it's current state. I, being too hyper, did not save the original ramble. So, put up with the new one.
 
First, I should probably explain what it is I did in the ramble. Well, shut up and let me tell ya. I was using Nsuck in my story for humor purposes. I was making fun of a certain somebody. Oh hell, let's just be honest and make more opportunity for me to make fun of him here. I was using Nsuck to make fun of one of the most anti-pop music people out there. Trent Reznor.

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As I was saying..I used a song to make fun of Trent Reznor in my story. (For those of you who don't know what my story is about, I based two characters off of two famous people. One is our dearest Rich and the other is Trent Reznor. He's not a bad guy, really.) Anyways, I used Tearing Up My Heart.

I took their song from one of them downloady things and I actually listened to it to get enough words to slur them into drunken singing. Those of you who frequent the Nine Inch Nails NINternet know about a guy named Meathead. He writes the Meathead Perspective and he gave me this cruel idea.( http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/nsync.html )  and ( http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/extras.html )Trust me, they're funny rants. Much better than this one here.  

As I listened to this horrible, horrible music, I found the secret to their success. I began to feel my mind shut down..literally. It's the only reason I think they still exist and are able to make music. It's not that people are stupid, it's the fact that there is something in the music that controlls others with it. I know, I know. Sounds like an X-Phile's idea. But it's TRUE. It happened to me nearly. I almost stopped listening to Filter/NIN for the briefest of moments. Thank GOD I had a downloaded copy of the newest NIN song for the release and all of my good CDs in reach. I don't think I would have recovered otherwise. Bastards.

I actually think that the only reason so many teeny boppers are so entranced by these bands is because of that hidden feature to it. We Filter fans are Filter fans because we like the music and the honesty of it. Rich isn't trying to control us with it, he leaves us to decide. YAY RICH!!

I honestly do not think anyone else should allow themselves to actually listen to that damn pop crap if they know what's good for them. God damn fucking pop music is out there to control the world!! We must save ourselves!!!!

Okay, okay, so this is an extreme view. You don't think I really think they can control people's minds, do you? (Okay, I sorta do..but really) I'm not rabid people. I don't type in incomplete sentences with crappy punctuation and horrible spelling. Besides, that's more work than typing in English. Really, it is. Try it sometime. Try typing like a Rabid _______(Shipper, NIN Fan, Filter Fan, Dipper, ect.)I just don't get those people.

Just watch yourself next time you happen to be stuck listeneing to the Queen of Pop, Britney Spears(slut Queen only second to Madonna). See if I'm right. See if the mind control is real...if you dare.