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Beavis and Butthead Watch Take A Picture 6/14/02

 

I've often wondered what Beavis and Butthead would have done to the video "Take A Picture." Being that they did make fun of "Hey Man, Nice Shot"(who could forget Beavis screaming, "HEY MAN, NICE SHOT!!!" at the top of his lungs at the end??) I started wondering what they would have done to "Take A Picture." Sure, they'd spend their whole time whining about how it sucked and how it was forgettable. But, let's take a trip down memory lane and think a bout how Beavis and Butthead would make fun of this video.

Video begins: Comet flying by, guitar beginning and camera pans down to airplane.

Beavis: Ahhhhh! Butthead!

Butthead: What's your problem, Beavis. Dumb ass.

Beavis: That thing is gonna hit us!!! AHHHH

Butthead smacks Beavis.

Butthead: Shut up Beavis and watch the damn video, dumb ass.

Beavis shakes head

Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, what's with this crappy music?

Butthead: It sucks. It's one of those art videos again. Art sucks.

Boat scene with Steve, Frank and woman.

Beavis: Woah! Check out the chick!

Butthead: Finally, this video starts to kick some ass! Uhh Uhhhh!

Video flashes to Rich shirtless in water

Beavis: HEY! Where did the chick go! Oh, oh there she is!

Video flashes to woman

Butthead: God damn video should show more hot chick!

Beavis: Uhhhh there is that guy again! Damn it! I want to see the hot chick!

Flashes to ruins of plane

Butthead: This video sucks. The music isn't rocking and they keep going away from the hot chick

Beavis: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! I want the hot chick!

Flashes to Rich underwater with fish

Butthead: Uh uhhh, he's trying to get some action with the fish. ..uhhh huhhhhh

Beavis: DAMN IT I WANT TO SEE THE HOT CHICK!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AHHHHHH!

Butthead smacks Beavis.

Butthead: Damn it, Beavis!! Shut up and knock it off, buttmunch.

Beavis freaks out, upon Rich shirtless in water again on screen.

Beavis: DAMN IT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!

Butthead smacks him again.

Butthead: Assmunch! Knock it off!

Beavis settles down

Beavis: Sorry about that. ..

Butthead: What's with this video? It's not rocking. It sucks ass.

Beavis: I want to see more of the hot chick not this dude walking around this house. Damn it!

Woman jumps off of boat into water

Beavis: WOAH!! Hot chick just jumped in the water! YEAAAAAH!!

House begins to fill with water

Butthead: He's stupid.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah.

Inside house with woman now as a mermaid

Butthead: Yeah! Hot chick!

Beavis: YEAH! HOT CHICK!!!

Flash to Rich holding mermaid

Butthead: Damn it! That guy gets the hot chick!

The Hey Dad section begins

Butthead: Uh uh uhhhhh!!!!

Beavis: Finally the music starts rocking! Damn it!

Butthead: Where did the hot chick go!

Video ends

Butthead: That sucked. They needed more hot chick and less of the art crap.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I WANTED MORE HOT CHICK!

Butthead smacks Beavis.

Butthead: Shut up about the hot chick, Beavis!

So there you have it. My attempt to make fun of Take A Picture. DAMN it's hard to be that lame! But I had fun anyways.