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Stations, what other stations?? The RFW Rants About Radio Hell that is KKCK. 9/21/02

 

I really hate my radio station. Is that news to some of you? No. BUT, over the past week I've been stuck listening to crap(as I am now) when I am stuck with nothing else but the radio, so I decided to revive an old art of mine. Most lyrics in those crap songs suck already, but I like to make them even worse. So, to do this, I have to actually listen to some of the crap songs to remember the crap I made up for them. Sigh. Why I suffer so for my art is beyond me.

I'll start with my pet peeve song of 2002. What the hell is with that Nelly guy? WHY is he on the radio non stop? ARRGH. If I have to hear "Hot In Here" one more time on Krap Krap C Krap, I'll have that man's head on a platter. Stupid song.

Yes, these are the real lyrics of the annoying song's chorus. Enjoy and tell me if I'm on the beat. Oddly enough I naturally set the fake lyrics in the beat so you can sing these alternate lyrics right along with the lame ones. Hey, if you're stuck with it, at least make it liveable!

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."

My version:

"It's getting hot in here, so let me kill myself."

"It's getting hot in here, so let me smack myself."

"It's getting hot in here, so why don't you hit yourself?"

That's the versions I've made over time for that awful, AWFUL song. It's just irritating. And I'm not sure if it's the lryics of the song or the fact that the guy's voice grates on my ears, but I think it's probably a bit of both. Sigh. Please, just make him go away.

Damn it. Moving right along to my other pet peeve: Enrique Inglasis. PLEASE make him go away.

"I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away."

My version:

"I can be annoying, baby. I can annoy you into pain. I will annoy you forever. You can't a--nnoy me away."

Gee, that was entertaining. Thanks KKCK for playing Enrique for me. That was fun. Now the song can end for all I care. I'm done with it. I don't get why Enrique is so popular, but I guess it lies in the fact that he's like the male version of Celine Dion and I really don't like her either. Too whiney and lovey duvy for me. GAH. Next song please!!

Ohh I'm gonna get free!! lmao. The Hives make me laugh. It's so 60ish of them to do the songs they do. Sorry. It is. And KKCK sure likes to overplay them to death. I've noticed that. I'm not even going to attempt disecting those lyrics. Next song!

That's our play list for the most part. I was spared that awful "Oh Boy" song and that awful "Staying Alive" Bee Gees meet Rap song but yeah, that's what I get out here. Unlike you lucky people who get the nice American Cliche song on the damn radio near you. And if you don't?? I feel your pain! Dude, we should unite and topple shit stations to the ground! ARRRRGH. Stupid, stupid Krap Krap C Krap.

There, I'm done. Next week will be another Pre Filter Concert RFW Tale. Wow. I actually know my topic a whole week before the damn update day. That's new. See you next week.